Jun 29, 2012

Friday funnies June 29

PITCH CONTEST going on now at Daisy Carter's blog. Go here to find out the deets.

It is raining. Again. *sigh* So I'm back online now avoiding going outside because the cool weather/lack of wind has brought out the mosquitoes in droves. *pauses to itch* I am very glad I booked the sun for our Saturday barbeque a while ago because, apparently, you Lower 48ers have been hogging it. So STOP. Please. *bats eyes**itches again*

                            This would make a great English assignment. "Write the entire Gettysburg address in a text, using no more than 400 characters." (More than a tweet bc, c'mon. It wouldn't work.)

                                         So...how did the cat get the bear through the door?

Here are a few more: roads - the way to go.
Signs: so you know what's going on.
Rivers: how our water gets to the ocean
Teenage sons: phantom eaters who sleep like cats

Now you try! Have a great weekend!


Suzi said...

I hate mosquitoes. (Okay, who doesn't?)

They're never too bad around our yard because the County usually sprays for them throughout the summer. Would you believe there is a county department dedicated to eradicating mosquitoes? That's one thing I can support throwing my taxes into. :)

Kimberly Gabriel said...

Thanks for the heads up about Daisy Carter's pitch contest! I'd love to get feedback from the fabulous Tricia Lawrence. ;)

Daisy Carter said...

Thanks for the link! And I love the Spiderman funny - we're in a spidey mood around here, gearing up for the movie!

Enjoy your bbq!

Jolene Perry said...

Sleep: for those still alive.

Also - these were AWESOME!
LOVE fridays here :-D

Amy L. Sonnichsen said...

Love these funnies! We've been having Hawaii weather here -- morning thunder storms and afternoon sun. I'll try to shoo as much sun as possible up north. Sorry about the mosquitoes!

Restaurants: for those of us who don't want to cook dinner.

Okay, that was lame, but it was on my mind. ;D

Lynn Proctor said...

i loved these :)

Nicole said...

The Gettysburg Tweet - ha! ;)