Friday funnies June 29

PITCH CONTEST going on now at Daisy Carter's blog. Go here to find out the deets.

It is raining. Again. *sigh* So I'm back online now avoiding going outside because the cool weather/lack of wind has brought out the mosquitoes in droves. *pauses to itch* I am very glad I booked the sun for our Saturday barbeque a while ago because, apparently, you Lower 48ers have been hogging it. So STOP. Please. *bats eyes**itches again*

                            This would make a great English assignment. "Write the entire Gettysburg address in a text, using no more than 400 characters." (More than a tweet bc, c'mon. It wouldn't work.)

                                         So...how did the cat get the bear through the door?

Here are a few more: roads - the way to go.
Signs: so you know what's going on.
Rivers: how our water gets to the ocean
Teenage sons: phantom eaters who sleep like cats

Now you try! Have a great weekend!